The Forgotten Bookshelf: A derby wife is someone who:
1. Is the one person in this whole sport of roller derby that the very instant you looked at her, you felt like you’d known her since you were a newborn. She looked just like your best friend from fifth grad, or something she did reminded you of all the things you ever liked in anyone else.
2. Is…
yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place
NO
ok i didnt really care about yahoo buying tumblr until i saw this
oh god ill kill myself
(via a-believer)
Source: katsplanet
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When you get a high score on a test that you didn’t study for:
Oh yeah! Been there! I was a baaad student.
Source: skunkhairbarakitty
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
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I think this is only post like this that I will ever reblog. Yeah.
this is the best explanation I’ve heard
FOREVER REBLOG.
(via cherry-maulface)




